Teacher Trouble

Well this past week proved to be full of kiddo drama.  I can't even comment on some of the behaviors that have been exhibited in my classroom.  Let's just say I had a girl get felt up, some over exposure, and some inappropriate moaning noises and gyrating motions.  Ughh and then I had to call and talk to parents about them.  I was as red as a beet on the phone.  I hope I didn't cost myself my job either 'cuz I kinda made the Assistant Principal's son spend 10-15 min. walking, sitting, standing, repeat.  I guess if the pink slip isn't in my box in the next few days, no permanent damage was done.  Ummm...anybody got a job opening for me just in case?